Well, not sure if there really is an "us", but there is a we. We are the ones who run this site. This a joke website. A site to show the fun and enjoyment of all at DragonCON. I am not the foremost expert on all things CON, so I may have mis-interpreted some costumes. If I have guessed wrong about your costume, please do not hesitate to email me and let me know what it needs to be, or fuck off. The choice is yours.
Now, that being said, if I have offended anyone with any of my jokes or comments, well, get over it. It's a JOKE SITE!
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